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> ghost prince
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alex | he + him | ♑
join the royal army!!
i track the tag #princelyy

knight of heart

dumb prince at your service

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imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

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jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

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revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

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kitkaloid:

It’s getting chillyyyyyy!

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> Coming from a state champion baker:

docholligay:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

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mashedpootato:

what if Bro is really insecure because it’s his first time actually having a relationship and(afraid of losing John to his poor relationship-skills) he constantly tells John he loves him  

but John is just unresponsive for the most part because “i love you”s are silly, so Bro has a breakdown because oh no wHAT IF HE DOESN’T LOVE ME OH NO DO I SMELL OF OLD MAN

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vegay:

if u copy me i will not find it flattering i will just really hate you

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piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”